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Bad Ass Shit (Butt-Kicking Tenderizer) is a seasoning designed for the refined cook to add a new dimension of flavor to beef and pork. Straight out of the playbook of James Bond himself, Bad Ass Shit employs a subtle, sophisticated touch to get the job done just right.

No Shit (Salt Free Seasoning) was developed as an all-purpose seasoning to enhance the flavor of beef, pork, chicken, vegetables, and eggs.  Who could have imagined that a product without sodium could taste this good? Well folks, this just proves that we really know our Shit around here.

Chicken Shit (Poultry) is the seasoning designed especially for chicken! This ain’t the same herbs and spices the fat man in the white suit uses; this is so much better! Chicken Shit is guaranteed to produce the juiciest, most succulent chicken imaginable. No matter how you prepare your poultry, Chicken Shit will bring out the best of the bird.

Special Shit All Purpose Seasoning is a savory addition to any food! Made from a combination of flavorful spices that are delicately blended to produce a gourmet seasoning unlike any other, Special Shit is guaranteed to send your taste buds reeling! For a real BBQ treat, fire up your grill and use our secret spice blend for grilling and barbeque. You’ll have delectable steaks, chicken, seafood, pork, potatoes, and veggies! Just add Special Shit and you’ll land rave reviews!

Bull Shit Steak Seasoning is the finest steak seasoning to ever grace a pantry, no shit. After extensive testing in our Shit kitchens, we have come up with the perfect seasoning to compliment the finest cut of beef on the planet, the ribeye. But just wait until you see how Bull Shit brings out the tender goodness of T-bones, NY Strips, filets, flatirons and sirloins!

Aw Shit Hot n’ Spicy Seasoning is specially blended for those who want to put a little zip in their doo-da. With a hot combo taste of Mexican meets Cajun, this seasoning provides just the right amount of kick to make you say “Aw Shit!” Aw Shit will get you reaching for the nearest beer, but without having to “bite the bullet” the next morning. Whether you’re a gourmet cook or a sadist trying to get even with a friend, Aw Shit will provide the extra heat to bring out your best.

Good Shit Sweet n’ Salty Seasoning is a specially blended formula designed to bring sweetness to the palate like no other seasoning does. This blend will transform regular chicken, ribs, and pork into a masterpiece of flavors. Amaze your friends and hear them say, “Man this is some Good Shit!” Good Shit will add just enough sweetness to leave your taste buds dancing. Try it on Teriyaki, popcorn (for that sweet and salty taste), ribs, chicken, Shit, put it on everything. But be forewarned, Good Shit is habit forming!

Lil' Shits Three new gourmet recipes born out of love from the kitchen at the Big Cock Ranch.  With a combination of our secret spices already used in our famous dry rubs, we have three new pepper sauces we guarantee you will love – We Shit you not!   Not only will these fancy pepper sauces tickle your taste buds, they’ll tickle your fancy also.  With the endless possibilities, these are guaranteed to be a staple in your home.

Hot Shit Salsa -  The Best Salsa You Will Ever Taste… No Shit!
We’ve all had the mind and palette numbing salsa that is just way too hot to enjoy. And we’ve all had the little sissy hot salsa that a baby could enjoy. Well, we got tired of that bullshit and came up with a salsa you can actually enjoy!

Box O' Shit  4 Great Seasonings in 1 Perfect Package. These four seasonings are the Four Pillars of Culinary Greatness; no meat-lover’s kitchen is complete without them! This gift pack includes Special Shit, Bull Shit, Aw Shit and Good Shit.

BBQ Shit - We Shit You Not, You’re Gonna Love This Sauce! BBQ Shit is specially designed to bring the fun back to grilling and smoking. With a combination of secret spices proven in the famous Shit family of dry rubs, BBQ Shit brings you a whole new way to enjoy the patented tongue-tingling goodness. Slather some of this unique sauce on all of your favorite meats, and you’ll wonder why we didn’t come up with it sooner. Make no mistake, this is not your ordinary, run-of-the-mill, grocery store BBQ sauce.

BBQ Shit Kit - The Perfect Pair  Never before has the perfect rub been enhanced with the perfect sauce! Yeah, Special Shit is good with other sauces and yeah, BBQ Shit is good with other rubs but the combination of these two products together is better paired than Peas & Carrots. Try the robust flavors and, no shit, we think you will have discovered the meaning of life! Includes 1 bottle of Special Shit and 1 bottle of BBQ Shit.

Dip Shit For Vegetables A Unique taste for your vegetables or tortilla chips. Makes a welcome contribution to a party, or to just indulge yourself in private. With its slightly hot taste, you are subtlety encouraged to sip your adult beverage of choice slightly faster than normal. Mix the envelope with eight ounces of sour cream and allow to chill for an hour. Then dip your favorite veggies or chips, or even put it on a baked potato. No longer will you wince every time you hear Dip Shit, they’re not talking about you.

Dip Shit For Fruit For Fruit (and Cookies).  Use it as a dipping sauce, spoon it on top of strawberry shortcake, or toss with fresh fruit to prepare an unbelievable fruit salad. Get some of those high-dollar Pepperidge Farm® cookies and dip into the velvety smooth texture of Dip Shit and sit back and watch your friends as they become addicted to the flavors.